3'rd Confession

Listen while U Read by Richard

-Hi. Can I help you?
-I'd like a ham and cheese Whamlette,an order of Wham fries
-Sorry, we stopped serving breakfast.We' re on the lunch menu.
-I want breakfast.
-We' re not serving it.
-So you said.Is that the manager?Could I speak to him, please?
-Sure.
-Rick, a customer would liketo speak to you.
-Yes, sir.
-I'd like some breakfast.
-We stopped serving breakfast.
-I know you stopped breakfast, Rick.Sheila told me you stopped. . . .
Why am I calling you by first names?I don't know you.
I call my boss " mister" after years,but I walk in here, a stranger. . .
. . .and I' m calling you Rick and Sheilalike we' re in an AA meeting.
-I don't want to be your buddy, Rick.I just want a little breakfast.
-You can call me Miss Folsomif you want to.
-We stopped serving breakfast at 10 : 30 .
Have you ever heard the expression,"The customer is always right" ?
Well, here I am. The customer.
-That's not our policy.
-You have to order somethingfrom the lunch menu.
-I don't want lunch. -I want breakfast.
- Y eah, well, hey,I' m really sorry.
-Y eah, well, hey,I' m really sorry too!
He's got a gun! Let's get organized!
Calm down! Just calm down, everybody.Sit down over there!
Mister. Where are you going?No. You sit down there,and you finish your lunch. Everybody just relaxand take it easy. Eat your lunch. Please. You all need your vitamins A, B and-- Don't! It was an accident! It's the trigger. It's sensitive.It's okay! It's a sensitive trigger. -Could I have my breakfast?
- Yes, sir. Sheila? Rick? Miss Folsom?
-You know what?You were right.
I've changed my mind. I' m going to have some lunch.